I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..
did not (◠‿◠✿)
teach us this (◠‿◠✿)
why is it (◠‿◠✿)
on the test (◠‿◠✿)
it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion
My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on